Well, it’s certainly been some time since I wrote here. I suppose the fact that I completely lack an audience probably discourages me… not to say that I particularly desire the responsibility of having one. Who cares what I think anyways? Not me, that’s for sure. Regardless, I know I have at least one reader [...]

This was a great experience. The Gesellschaft für Aktuelle Kunst is a contemporary art gallery in Bremen, Germany. They came to my brainwashing institution asking for our help – they’re recognized internationally for the artists they exhibit and the careers they’ve helped launch, but nobody from Bremen supports them! Working alongside the fantastic strategists Jonathan Chu [...]

We recently squashed a Norse Warrior uprising at the local Nordic skiing fundraiser… it was found that they were easily pacified with cookies and apple juice. The Teton Nordic Club is a nonprofit organization that provides after-school nordic skiing programs for kids… This year, if the board of directors gets their $#*% together, we’re mixing [...]