What says me
The soapbox of Bjorn Borstelmann, a gentleman from Wyoming that likes to create
I made Obama say cupcakes are good for your health!
So… President Obama had a town hall meeting in Raleigh, North Carolina today. He was welcomed by a local cupcake bakery owner, and he bemoaned the fact that she hadn’t brought him cupcakes… then he recited the logline from a fake news video I made last February at Miami Ad School Minneapolis and sent to [...]
Slinging specialty tires
The time has come to unveil what I’ve been busy working on for the last 6 months…
SpecialtyTiresUSA.com is the sleekest tire store online, selling all sorts of tires, wheels, and accessories for specialty vehicles; there’s ATV tires, golf cart tires, lawnmower tires, wheelbarrow tires… lots and lots and lots of tires. The website is built [...]
The natives are restless
We recently squashed a Norse Warrior uprising at the local Nordic skiing fundraiser… it was found that they were easily pacified with cookies and apple juice.
The Teton Nordic Club is a nonprofit organization that provides after-school nordic skiing programs for kids…
This year, if the board of directors gets their $#*% together, we’re mixing it up [...]
Akwissasne
Kelley and I are caretaking my family’s vacation rental place in the Adirondack Park near Sacandaga Lake in upstate New York this summer.
Akwissasne, as it’s called, is a small Great Camp that was built by my great-grandfather in the 1920s. He used it as an escape from the city where he and his friends could [...]