What says me

Yes, this is what Wyoming is like.

It’s flat and it’s all about farming and it’s really, really boring. You absolutely should never visit here.

I mean, it’s the lowest populated state in the entire country. Obviously it sucks. So don’t come here, because you won’t miss anything, except for flat hayfields. There is nothing to do here, besides bailing hay. Just trust me - stay wherever you are.

By the way did I mention that the people here won’t like you? They don’t like foreigners, which is anyone from anywhere else, and they just may have uncontrollable, animalistic instincts to defend their land with their God-given-constitutional-right to own firearms. Wyoming is an extremely unfriendly state. The only reason I’m still alive is because I’ve been proven to shoot some yellow-bellied yankee tourist whenever I see them dicking around in my hayfield, too. You ever seen those “It’s tourist season - don’t forget your hunting license” billboards? They have them at every border crossing into Wyoming.

Besides, Dick Cheney says he’s from here, and I mean, really, consider this - wherever Dick comes from, it can’t be good. I mean, who wants to be from place called “Jackson’s Hole”, where Dick lives? Brokeback Mountain wasn’t filmed here for naught.

If you have any common sense, you’ll stay where you are; where lots of normal, safe people are.

Don’t say you haven’t been warned.